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Poezii si glume / Poems and jokes

Buna ziua. Pe acest blog veti gasi poezii si glume scrise de mine(Stefan). Sunt si cateva videoclipuri de pe youtube care nu sunt facute de mine. Hi. On this blog you will find poems and jokes written by me(Stefan). There are also some videos that are not made by me.

De ce?

Intrebarea de ce? este o intrebare decenta

Toti suntem castigatori

Nu conteaza cine castiga
Toti suntem castigatori
Propun sa castig eu :)

Dumnezeu ne-mbraca-n flori

Dumnezeu ne face iubitori
Dumnezeu ne-mbraca-n flori
Eu credeam ca poate m-a uitat
Credeam ca poate-i suparat
Dar exista El pana la urma oare?
Eu nu stiu sigur...e doar o intrebare
Poate e chiar in copacul acela de langa noi
Sau poate-n trecatorul de la stop
Poate e in fiecare fiinta
Dar a uitat si El ca noi
Dar ma pot gandi, ca nimeni nu m-opreste
ca Dumnezeu ne face iubitori
Dumnezeu ne-mbraca-n flori
Dumnezeu exista/nu exista macar iubirea stiu ca e cu noi

Song of stupidity

I will sing you the song of stupidiy: Stupidity, stupidity, stupidity will be ours.
Stupidity, stupidity, stupidity will be ours.
Is that all there is?
Well, it's the song of stupidity. What were you expecting?

Sellfish

I am not selfish because i don't sell fish.

Extra

You are ordinary but i put a little extra.

Honor

It's an honor for me to receive your money. Oh, give this fellow more money, he is so honored to receive it.

Papucii

Papucii astia sunt ai mei.
Ba ai mei sunt
Pai asta am spus si eu.

Interview

Do you by any chance were trying to tell me that life is funny?
Well, if you are interviewing me i would say no. If you were not intreviewing me, i would say...yes.
Why, you little rascal...

Education

Do you see what this guy is doing?
What high invatamant he has

All-knowing

You said you want to be all knowing.
No, i said i want to be annoying.